From: Martin Faction <email@example.com>
To: [undisclosed recipients]
Sent: Monday, March 24, 2008 9:32 AM
Subject: Abuse of police authority (audio excerpt)
This is a pretty amazing mp3: seriously, pull over. Apparently, some cops down in Miami determined that a female driver’s backside was “too fat,” and attempted to pull her over. Naturally, the young lady in question had a few things to say about it.
Seriously, check this out—it’s one of the best things I’ve heard in a long time.
From: Adam <[email]@gmail.com>
To: Martin Faction <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Monday, March 24, 2008 11:31 AM
Subject: Re: Abuse of police authority (audio excerpt)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you fuckin’ asshole… *wipes some tears from eyes* So, here I am, expecting to get my dander up and have another reason to start hating the police state our fine republic is rapidly devolving into.
And then, springing from my computer’s Monday Morning speakers at a Friday Afternoon volume, “THAT ASS TOO FAT! THAT ASS TOO FAT!” while, simultaneously, passing by my door for no reason at all involving me, comes our 200-pound office manager, who jumps into my space and proceeds to start dancing and “mixing it up.”
Faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic. How’s by you?