Mission accomplished.

High-five, internet: I have arrived.

Oh, Brooklyn! The Musical.

You can always tell the hour
By the Williamsburg clock tower—
And say, have you seen
The delayed green
At Fifth Ave and Dean…!
Oh, Brooklyn—

The nice thing about the Colin Quinn “Long Story Short” special

…is that if you close your eyes? It’s the Bea Arthur “Long Story Short” special.