My shit right now.

It’s been Hot-Pockets-hot these past couple of weeks; like, the kind of heat where you forget about it when you go into somewhere with air conditioning and then when you open the door to leave, it’s like walking into a mouth.*

So, what I do is, I fill up a few 16 oz. bottles with water and splash some lemon juice into them, along with a few dashes each of regular Angostura bitters and orange Angostura bitters (all three of which are available for balls-cheap at Deals & Steals in Northampton, MA—seriously, $2 bucks a bottle; come on). Shake it up a bit, refrigerate and enjoy in a little while. Takes the sting out of being occupied.

And that’s my shit right now.

* a dog’s mouth